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stop scrolling you have to leave for school[Translate]

STOP SCROLLING, YOU NEED TO SLEEP!!![Translate]

these good morning texts I woke up to tho >[Translate]

Sometimes I get frustrated because you can't write numbers in caps. 20 Am I screaming? You'll never know.[Translate]

hope everyone has an inoffensive politically correct seasonal period of celebratory behavior with variations of traditions and significance[Translate]

"I can make your bed, Rock." - Dwayne Johnson's maid[Translate]

Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... Expecting a song within an hour.[Translate]

Choosing someone based on their looks, is like choosing a Christmas present based on its wrapping paper..[Translate]

I know why the world didn't end... Twinkies must of sacraficed themselves to the Mayan Gods and saved us all[Translate]

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother"[Translate]

There's no "share" in Nutella.[Translate]

Fake smile.[Translate]

How many people does it take to knockout Manny Pacquiao? Just Juan.[Translate]

I slipped and fell on some b!ack ice yesterday, its like regular ice but when I got up, my wallet was gone...[Translate]

Me *drops phone* Headphones: I got you bro.[Translate]