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I'm really glad a few of my friends aren't on "Splash"[Translate]

LA you're PURRTY! Just did a whole sit-up by accident when I got up from my 5 minutes in the grass. Now a Benadryl. We tweet this right?[Translate]

In a minute ill lay flat on my back on the floor. Tomorrow 1 sit up (at least half way up). Tuesday , who knows.[Translate]

If you still don't have @ashleymonroe latest masterpiece, well, I'm worried you're sick! BUT her voice heals ALL so buy it and be healed!'[Translate]

Sometimes my brain isnt fun! I remember every detail of that Jr High day when the 1st girl had to take her purse with her to the bathroom.[Translate]

What's it been, a year now? And I still can't stop watching @amyschumer on the Roseanne Barr Roast. Genius![Translate]

Pretty sure I would kill it on first few rounds of contestant auditions for "Baggage"[Translate]

Getting my Myers cocktail IV with my friends @1lyfetolive[Translate]

@ashleymonroe do you remember when this was? Well, good...me either...but glad I found it![Translate]

"Michelle, who you in there talkin to! I can't hear who won..."[Translate]

Wait...is this the future?[Translate]

BEYONCE?!?! HELP! Get your ass down there and blow a fuse![Translate]

Crystal Gayle looks awesome as a blonde. Sorta shocked.[Translate]

So weird how all the girls telling you theyre not going remind me of each other[Translate]

Wait...he loves what now?[Translate]