- Tencent Weibo
- My Profile
- Great, spiritual way to enhance your dick.[Translate]
- Hey, remember when Sean Penn tried to stop domestic abuse by ironing a grilled cheese sandwich? Does anyone know if it worked?[Translate]
- Here's the latest episode of @StarTalkRadio w/ @neiltyson & me on videos games. Guests Will Wright & Jeff Ryan! http://url.cn/7goQUF[Translate]
- Working on an app that condescendingly auto-corrects people's spelling and grammar.[Translate]
- Wish I could go back in time and warn everyone that they'd spend their time at bars on tiny computers describing what's around them.[Translate]
- The line for first class is sooooo long. Wish I'd been booked on double first class. Right, @ToddBarry?[Translate]
- From what I saw, sometimes what happens in Vegas, leaves Vegas, because it's Hep C.[Translate]
- At a friend's birthday party @XSlasvegas. Looking for an outdoorsy guy for the birthday girl to make out with.[Translate]
- Come to the FREE Pretty Good Friends Brooklyn Waterfront show 7/19 w/ me, @kristenschaaled @kurtbraunohler Bobcat Goldthwait @OKGO & more![Translate]
- Join me, Catherine Keener, Sarah Vowell, Eric Gilliland, Scott Adsit & Kathy Najimy for charity bingo for @826NYC! http://url.cn/3psSAM[Translate]
- If you take the BQE to JFK in the morning you learn a lot of people wake up early to go running and lots of pimps seem to drive to work.[Translate]
- Brought my Jambox speaker in case the person next to me on the plane also wants to listen to Harry Chapin.[Translate]
- I hope The Newsroom's 3rd episode is about Higgs boson and they report on it in a real, honest way, so I can make up my own mind.[Translate]
- The squid from the Woods Hole science thing parade![Translate]