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- Me: I brought your mom here for out first date. My 7 year old: I remember that.[译]今天 06:40 阅读(3万) 全部轉播和評論(31)
- Thanks for keeping #dadisfat a New York Times top 10 seller. Print, digital, audio, events jimgaffigan.com[译]今天 03:24 阅读(5628) 全部轉播和評論(2)
- Mexican food is the best and I'm not just saying that because I'm Mexican.[译]今天 03:13 阅读(2.8万) 全部轉播和評論(21)
- I’m so tired. I thought it was allergies but now I think I’m pregnant.[译]今天 01:28 阅读(2.7万) 全部轉播和評論(15)
- Here is kermit and my spirit animal http://url.cn/EsPf21[译]昨天 23:53 阅读(2.5万) 全部轉播和評論(18)
- NYC - Just scribbled my name in theses copies of #dadisfat at @mcnallyjackson . Support independent bookstores[译]昨天 03:33 阅读(4.3万) 全部轉播和評論(39)
- You should have to pass a walking exam before you are allowed to carry an open umbrella[译]昨天 03:12 阅读(2.7万) 全部轉播和評論(13)
- It's sad nobody bothered to ask what that MGM lion was roaring about the beginning of movies.[译]5月24日 12:30 阅读(2.2万) 全部轉播和評論(10)
- Suddenly me naming my second gold platted golf cart "Bon vivant" is not considered down to earth? Au contraire![译]5月24日 12:25 阅读(2.1万) 全部轉播和評論(11)
- I hate when people are elitist. Especially if they are my chauffeur.[译]5月24日 11:57 阅读(2.1万) 全部轉播和評論(23)
- Jim Gaffigan: ".@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They wouldn't let me buy it." (null)[译]5月24日 05:58 阅读(6009) 全部轉播和評論(7)
- .@hardball_chris napped on this couch in @booksmithtweets ! They wouldn't let me buy it.[译]5月24日 05:38 阅读(3.7万) 全部轉播和評論(82)
- American in Boston: These are some old buildings. European in Boston; These are some new buildings. Bostonian in Boston: Yankees suck![译]5月24日 03:38 阅读(5349) 全部轉播和評論(3)