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Really? You still aren't tired of doing this @SirBoudreaux over the span of your 10 years?[Translate]

Put me in Coach[Translate]

Awesome photo but are @ManteoMitchell and @mchamleywatson wearing red lipstick? U guys really dressed up 4 the president[Translate]

If my new car gets a flat tire, I'm just gonna put a for sale sign on it instead of change it[Translate]

I'm nervous to run @drakerelays the competitors are getting bigger and bigger every year[Translate]

I'm sitting in my car. parked in a closed garage. I have no more steps to give myself. The cars off guys... I just can't move from practice.[Translate]

I'm gonna go on yahoo singles and search for 22-35 year old guys in a 2500 mile radius of zip code 70808. Make that 18... Bieber's legal now[Translate]

noooooooOOO!! there are no BROWN colored Easter eggs. That's my dog's...[Translate]

Now do you respect your Auntie's job?? http://url.cn/41QSAY[Translate]

After running outside in hot Louisiana weather, this made me ponder if I should've been a swimmer[Translate]

There was a Bigfoot sighting on the track today... Sadly it was me[Translate]

#露个脸#我刚换了头像，如果你来看我，我就在你眼里，头像神马的才不是浮云！http://url.cn/0WvWPZ[Translate]