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@CNN That Robin Thicke song...is a fucking song![Translate]

So grateful today. I waited a lot of years to get a Happy Fathers Day card that wasn't signed by a dog. #Jax[Translate]

So grateful today. I waited a lot of years the get a Happy Fathers Day card that wasn't signed by a dog. #Jax[Translate]

My publicist just told me Fathers Day was cancelled cause Kim and Kanye had their baby. Bummer. I was pretty psyched about it this year.[Translate]

My dog and I have been chasing a slow suicidal fly around my house and its driving us in-sane. #FlyMustNotWinAtAnyCostToHouseAndHome[Translate]

@NBA Why isn't there a f**king game on today?[Translate]

Warms my heart to see libs and cons working together to fight this NSA thing. Maybe next they could work together on something important.[Translate]

My baby just licked his mother and head butted me. I don't like where this is going.[Translate]

Wife was mad cause I watched The Pussy Riot Doc with the baby. She should've been mad because we also watched the Heat game. #Traumatizing.[Translate]

If you want to feel better about your weight sit in the waiting room of a CT Scan Clinic.[Translate]

Son I love you but you aren't going to get very far in this world if every time you poop your diaper you break down crying. #ManUp#TuffLove[Translate]

What do you call that injury you get when you hold a pacifier in your babies mouth for 2 hours while his swing rocks back and forth?[Translate]

I swear my only goal in life right now is to learn to feed, burp, change and swaddle with the speed and efficiency of a Nascar pit crew.[Translate]

Come on Kings![Translate]

It's 3:30 am and my baby is giggling hysterically. I'm getting him drug tested in the morning.[Translate]