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- RIP Jim Zabel. Voice of the Hawks and soundtrack of my childhood.[Translate]24 May. 15:53 impressions(2606) Reposts and Replies(2)
- Two large NYPD cops just said I was "looking good". So I think I'm going to take their word it. #BeenEatingResponsibly[Translate]23 May. 09:25 impressions(1751) Reposts and Replies(1)
- Looks like "hold him, now" trumps anything I'm doing.[Translate]23 May. 01:57 impressions(1543) Reposts and Replies(2)
- Does it make me a bad father if I'm seriously considering duct taping a pacifier to my baby?[Translate]22 May. 01:50 impressions(1922) Reposts and Replies(2)
- What do these 3 handsome Hawkeye legends have in common? They want to save Olympic Wrestling! #IOC#FILA #CPOW @WrestlingVision[Translate]21 May. 00:49 impressions(2120) Reposts and Replies(1)
- If you think that your life is going by too fast get a baby and become a human baby swing. #WatchingTheDamnClock[Translate]18 May. 08:23 impressions(3108) Reposts and Replies(4)
- Angelina Jolie is heroic today because she forced us men to think about and even talk about something very uncomfortable. Our wives health.[Translate]15 May. 09:11 impressions(2182) Reposts and Replies(4)
- Grandpa, @AshleyLynArnold & Jax. Happy Mothers Day baby. . I love you guys.[Translate]13 May. 08:31 impressions(1696) Reposts and Replies(5)
- If a new mom says "Let's take the baby down to the beach and walk around". Just say "Anything you want". She will be asleep in 15 minutes.[Translate]13 May. 04:17 impressions(1128) Reposts and Replies(2)
- Happy Mothers Day Weekend up in here. Up in here.[Translate]12 May. 06:43 impressions(1992) Reposts and Replies(3)
- Other Old Dads: It's a bad sign if you spend more time lying down than your 5 week old.[Translate]12 May. 02:12 impressions(1123) Reposts and Replies(1)
- When I was 15 I dreamed about having this really cool realistic space ship simulator I saw on TV. Jax's baby swing is exactly like it.[Translate]11 May. 11:18 impressions(2021) Reposts and Replies(1)
- This year Mothers Day is getting REAL.[Translate]11 May. 06:05 impressions(1806) Reposts and Replies(2)
- My employees are like family which explains why one of them just took a dump in my bathroom and forgot to flush.[Translate]10 May. 05:13 impressions(1212) Reposts and Replies(4)
- Soul Plane 2: Me and Charles Ramsey are in. What about you @SnoopDogg @kevinhart4real?[Translate]8 May. 07:58 impressions(1768) Reposts and Replies(2)