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Can't stop the Mamba.[Translate]

A Lannister always poses for pictures. #GameOfThrones[Translate]

ATTN women in yoga pants in public: every single guy around you looked at your ass. Even the gay ones.[Translate]

"I have a dream that your sex is on fire!" - Martin Luther Kings of Leon[Translate]

I'm pretty sure there's a penis on this bread.[Translate]

The Vatican isn't special. Snoop Dogg releases white smoke before he makes EVERY decision.[Translate]

Albert Pujols went from being a Cardinal to an Angel last year so clearly he's the new pope.[Translate]

Conclave Facts: If there's a tie vote, the winner is decided by a papal twerk-off in the Sistine Chapel.[Translate]

Let @TheDailyShow explain to you how the Pope will be selected this week: http://url.cn/DuXGZP[Translate]

Weird part of conclave so far? Cardinals throwing beads from the Vatican balcony like Mardi Gras. Weirdest part? They're anal beads.[Translate]

That awkward moment when you can't unfollow someone on Instagram because they have so few followers they'd notice you did it.[Translate]

Can't wait to see this.[Translate]

Hey, who am I to judge? #BALvsNE#NFLPlayoffs[Translate]

Holy shit a kid in a wheelchair just got plowed in the Duke/NC state celebration!! http://url.cn/CuBie7[Translate]

The Lakers chemistry problems are so bad Walter White couldn't fix them.[Translate]