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Can't stop the Mamba.[译]

A Lannister always poses for pictures. #GameOfThrones[译]

ATTN women in yoga pants in public: every single guy around you looked at your ass. Even the gay ones.[译]

"I have a dream that your sex is on fire!" - Martin Luther Kings of Leon[译]

I'm pretty sure there's a penis on this bread.[译]

The Vatican isn't special. Snoop Dogg releases white smoke before he makes EVERY decision.[译]

Albert Pujols went from being a Cardinal to an Angel last year so clearly he's the new pope.[译]

Conclave Facts: If there's a tie vote, the winner is decided by a papal twerk-off in the Sistine Chapel.[译]

Let @TheDailyShow explain to you how the Pope will be selected this week: http://url.cn/DuXGZP[译]

Weird part of conclave so far? Cardinals throwing beads from the Vatican balcony like Mardi Gras. Weirdest part? They're anal beads.[译]

That awkward moment when you can't unfollow someone on Instagram because they have so few followers they'd notice you did it.[译]

Can't wait to see this.[译]

Hey, who am I to judge? #BALvsNE#NFLPlayoffs[译]

Holy shit a kid in a wheelchair just got plowed in the Duke/NC state celebration!! http://url.cn/CuBie7[译]

The Lakers chemistry problems are so bad Walter White couldn't fix them.[译]